Because all the wisdom of the universe is here!
I’m SOOOOOO buying this book and carrying it with me, everywhere, forever 😀
About the Book
This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative–like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it–but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book:
Stories about things that happened to me
Stories about things that happened to other people because of me
Eight billion dollars*
Stories about dogs
The secret to eternal happiness*
*These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
So, this is me reading this book…
You all gotta read this book!
Every creature alive. Humans and non-humans.
EVERYONE needs to read this book
This thing is atrociously hysterical!
The utterly displeasing, aesthetically challenged creatures are out of this world AWESOME! One of them being the author. That thing is superb. So disgustingly adorable.
And there is also her disparate things she call dogs. The simpleton and the psycho
And everything seems to apply to me especially as a book blogger the eternal arc reading procrastination with the consequential shame and embarrassment.
And I got to live vicariously through her because she swears a lot all the swears I ever wanted to say are in this book!
AND I AM SUCH A REALITYDENIER TOO! I refuse to acknowledge the laws that govern reality as well. 😀
SEARCH NO MORE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, ETERNAL SEARCHERS OF THE TRUTH
FOR ALL THE WISDOM OF THE UNIVERSE IS IN THIS BOOK!
Allie, I don’t know if you read all your almost 10K reviews, but if you ever read this one…
I hope you do gift the bookworm universe with another book becasue we, realitydenialers, can’t wait to get more of your wonderful humor!
I was like 10% in I decided I could never ever, ever, ever, part from this book!
I had to order one which I intend to carry with me wherever I go.
I decided to create this cult where we all worship this book.
and that will elate my soul to the highs of eternal laughter
Because it has been promised to me that if I believe, if I follow its precepts to the letter, if I’m faithful…
I will never ever ever be sad again!
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